Things Gay Couples Say To Each Other That Straight Couples Don't

(on the telephone) Hello. You want Mrs. Griffin? You're talking to him.
My underwear is in the wash. Can I borrow yours?
Some of our best friends are my lover's ex-tricks.
It will be the perfect party, just the right ratio of tops and bottoms.
It's a black tie party - no colored leather please.
"Where is the box of Halloween dresses?", "In the basement, next to the snow tires."
We have three invites for Saturday night - do you want to go to the opera with Jim & Mike, watch wrestling at Bob & Joe's, or go to Sam & Tim's housewarming orgy?
Don't go into the guest room right now. Kevin's getting a blowjob.
Did you have a nice time at the baths dear? Did you do anyone I know?
We've been together 10 years - that's 30 in straight years.

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